What the F**k is a Pangolin?

A pangolin is a small mammal that appears and behaves just like an armadillo. It is equipped with thick scales that cover its body and when threatened, it curls up into a tight ball that is impervious to predators. Pangolins also behave like an anteater when it comes to eating behavior. It has a long tongue that can extend beyond the length of its body. With this long, sticky tongue, it can extend it down termite and ant tunnels and consume dozens with just one slurp.

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A wild pangolin roaming the desert.

Since the outbreak of Coronavirus, it has been discovered that these animals may have played a role in the start of the outbreak. It has been long known that the Chinese, in certain provinces, have a very interesting pallet when it comes to food. It turns out our friend the Pangolin was also on the menu. It turns out these are the most heavily trafficked animal in the entire world. Through thorough research, it has been found that pangolins act as an intermediate host of the Coronavirus. This is a blessing for pangolin advocates worldwide because it will likely stop the widespread trade of the animal and lead to legislation for protection. It is a nightmare for those out there who like to cook up a nice pangolin over the fire.

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